In which the author apologizes for her latest foray into the world of the blogger-emo

Yes. Judas is totally calling him a jaded mandarin.The debate has been solved. So... Anyone know what that means?

Thank you to everyone who IM'd me over my "life sucks" post. Things are better now. Still freaking hectic, and there are all sorts of new dramas in areas of my life that didn't used to exist, and none of them have been resolved. But I won't bug ya'll over that, despite my latest emo-girl lapse.

And now, to get everyone in the mood for Halloween, here is a tutorial on pumpkin carving! Follow it through to the end, they let you carve your own Jack-o-Lantern.

Jesus, in all of his orange-y goodness

Translating Greek in the library with Sean. Need. Distraction. They have no solitaire on the computers in here.

On an unrelated note: Jesus Christ Superstar. Trials and Tribulations. Is Judas calling Jesus a jaded mandarin? This has bugged me for years.

Well. Life sucks.

Stuff happened. Then other stuff happened. Then a whole bunch of stuff happened, pretty much all at once.

And in conclusion, life sucks.

Okay, Jenny demands an update.

Therefore, I take a break from my busy schedule to bring you links. Does your Mom send you stuff like this? No? Okay. Just wondering.

"Each one is handmade, crocheted by me, and unique. Like snowflakes. But better, and more vagina-ey. "Clit piercings are 50 cents extra.

"One of the latest fashion crazes among the art community."

In other news, I've decided I have a "type." I've always maintained that I do not have a "type." But I was wrong. Blonde, nicotine-addicted British women with attitude. I mean, you got Sir Integra, you got Jenny Sparks... okay, those are the only ones I can think of. But still. Every fandom needs a blonde, nicotine-addicted Britiksh woman with attitude.

Also, I'm thinking there needs to be a "Hermann Frankel Sucks" website. I'll tell you why when I'm not so freaking busy. I have a growing list of rants that need airing: Hermann Frankel, why the concept of virginity is inherhently dumb, etc. Not all my rants are related.